Richard's Rules Of The Road


  1. No matter what you think might happen,  something completely different may occur  
  2. Rule no.1 is always rule no. 1.  All of the other rules are in no particular order of importance
  3. Always look up
  4. Always look down
  5. Never make the first offer
  6. We're going out at the time we usually come back
  7. Always make sure that they have the right number
  8. Always have a backup number
  9. Everything is political
  10. Everything is for sale