Richard's Rules Of The Road

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  • 1.  No matter what you think might happen,      something completely different may occur  
  • 2.  Rule no.1 is always rule no. 1.  All of the other rules are in no particular order of importance
  • 3.  Always look up
  • 4.  Always look down
  • 5.  Never make the first offer
  • 6.  We're going out at the time we usually come back
  • 7.   Always make sure that they have the right number
  • 8.   Always have a backup number
  • 9.   Everything is political
  • 10.  Everything is for sale
  • 11.  Don't hang anyone out to dry