Richard's Rules Of The Road

• 1.  No matter what you think might happen,      something completely different may occur  
• 2.  Rule no.1 is always rule no. 1.  All of the other rules are in no particular order of importance
• 3.  Always look up
• 4.  Always look down
• 5.  Never make the first offer
• 6.  We're going out at the time we usually come back
• 7.   Always make sure that they have the right number
• 8.   Always have a backup number
• 9.   Everything is political
• 10.  Everything is for sale
• 11.  Don't hang anyone out to dry